Whether its the latest card releases or a pikachu plush
Now, I get that not all Magic: The Gathering cards can nail the narrative elements of their mechanics
Overall, Tour Guide From the Underworld is an amazing combo starter, and it is by far the best Fiend-type monster ever printed
She wants us to control creatures with base power and toughness of two, but leaves the rest up to you: you could build a Bears kindred deck, a stax-y hate bears version, lean into morph, go completely creatureless like I did, or even have her helm a Slivers brew
Originally, the game was usually won by the player with the strongest monster and none came more powerful at the time than this dragon
and Smash fits that bill nicely, mostly because they deal damage to other cards for a relatively low cost