While Wizards continues to design Timmy/Tammy cards in every set, that very definition exists to contrast them to cards made for Spike the Magic player who prioritizes winning
Two mana, flash, damage to any target

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If Primal Growth was kicked, instead search your library for two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library