Blood Moon is obnoxious and horrible, but it's one of the best nonbasic land hate effects and it gets everyone
That means you can pay two mana to put it into exile early on, and then just pay three mana when you actually want to destroy everything
Baylen, the Haymaker Baylen, the Haymaker turns Magic into a sort of worker placement game where you build up your tokens and then can assign them to give you advantage throughout the game
This really takes advantage of the menace ability on Dark-Dwellers to close games out from 8-12 regularly
Protect yourself by buying from shops that inspect and serial-track every box, verifying the shrink wrap shows the Pokemon Company logo, and avoiding suspiciously cheap listings
Aggravated Assault If theres one thing red loves more than the combat step, its a second combat step